صمت_الغروب
26-11-2005, 11:35 PM
NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!!
SCENE A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi Dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought the dress?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
WIFE: But I told you about in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL
WIFE: O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED
WIFE: I made a mistake in marring you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT
WIFE: Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL
WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house !!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE
WIFE: I will leave you for ever.
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER
WIFE: I t is worthless talking to you husband.
HUSBAND: SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER
WIFE: I'm going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!!
SCENE A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi Dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought the dress?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
WIFE: But I told you about in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL
WIFE: O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED
WIFE: I made a mistake in marring you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT
WIFE: Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL
WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house !!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE
WIFE: I will leave you for ever.
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER
WIFE: I t is worthless talking to you husband.
HUSBAND: SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER
WIFE: I'm going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER